[strums guitar] this next song is dedicated to you. it is called You Are So Cute & I Am So Mad. because you are very cute. and i am very mad about it
From Ringo’s new book ”Photograph”.
Prince George’s First Royal Tour
if you catch me blankly staring into nothingness looking poetically lost in thought there is a 98% chance i am thinking about cheesefries and maybe sex
"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"
THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA
they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!
NO AND ITS BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS
nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT