maxeth:

savannah-the-eevee:

Mom: Do you want to go to town with me

Me: No

Mom: I’ll buy you food

Me: 

bowbot:

oh you assholes

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

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BRUH - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

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Peter’s first meeting with the TARDIS (i suppose)
[x]

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mishas-assbutts:

"This is my ALS ice bucket challenge. Please be forewarned: this video contains nudity & an inflatable horse." [x]

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twerkthatbarakat:

pop punk wins this one

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bellesexual:

#nintendogsmemories is trending on twitter and

image

if this is not a gpoy then your childhood was wrong

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borderlineotaku:

inspectahradio:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

y0u-should-see-me-in-a-crown:

iamaslumberbatch:

cumberbuddy:

cumberbitchsandwich:

pommellbloom:

How to sweep by Benedict Cumberbatch

I love you, Ben.

But you’d be the shittiest curler ever.

Hope you’re not trying out for the Winter Olympics anytime soon.

LOOK AT HIS HAND ON THE STICK IN THE BOTTOM TWO. IM CRYING OMG. 

What is he even doing with his hand!?

That is not an effective sweeping technique.

In hysterics at his hand

Updating the list of things Benedict just can’t do:

  1. Chop tomatoes
  2. Sweep

Wasn’t he bad at drawing cheese too? should that be added?

no. it’s really difficult to draw cheese.

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